Yeah, it's probably a good idea we just keep those things off you. They can hang on a hanger right over there where they won't get wrinkled or dirty. I mean, what if you suddenly had to, um, kneel down for awhile and they got dirty from the floor or the lawn or some tan shag area rug under a leather living room set somewhere?
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YOU. MUST. HAVE. THESE. PANTS. (OFF. RIGHT. NOW.)
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Put them on so you can take them right back off. Now. Please.
ReplyDeleteI'm not kidding. It's awfully hard to call you "Hotpants" if you won't put those pants on so you can take those pants right back off.
ReplyDeleteWith pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to get them, you know, wrinkled or anything.
Yeah, it's probably a good idea we just keep those things off you. They can hang on a hanger right over there where they won't get wrinkled or dirty. I mean, what if you suddenly had to, um, kneel down for awhile and they got dirty from the floor or the lawn or some tan shag area rug under a leather living room set somewhere?
ReplyDeleteSay, would you happen to have any Altoids you could share? You know, the curiously strong peppermints that come in a little tin?
ReplyDeleteWhy, I've got a whole carton of them right over here!
ReplyDeleteKeeping them all to yourself, are you?
ReplyDeleteSharing is caring, y'know...