Yeah, it's probably a good idea we just keep those things off you. They can hang on a hanger right over there where they won't get wrinkled or dirty. I mean, what if you suddenly had to, um, kneel down for awhile and they got dirty from the floor or the lawn or some tan shag area rug under a leather living room set somewhere?
Gone, but not forgotten
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Charlie Kirk has all but vanished from the Politico website. When I last
checked their website, the first mention (of only 2 total) of Kirk does not
appear...
The War on Reality
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Americans no longer share sufficient reality to live together. To the left,
Charlie Kirk's killer is a hardcore MAGA Christofascist who shot him
because th...
Mantle Model
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[image: Mantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East
African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of
Rome, the ...
How to Download and Install Minecraft for Mac
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Minecraft is one of the most popular games in the world, and downloading it
and installing it on a Mac is actually rather easy. While only the java
version...
Jessica & Ashlee Simpson get their drink on
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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson had a girls night out at Bar Deluxe Thursday.
I'm going to assume Ashlee wasn't drinking since she's breastfeeding, but
hey, it...
YOU. MUST. HAVE. THESE. PANTS. (OFF. RIGHT. NOW.)
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Put them on so you can take them right back off. Now. Please.
ReplyDeleteI'm not kidding. It's awfully hard to call you "Hotpants" if you won't put those pants on so you can take those pants right back off.
ReplyDeleteWith pleasure.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to get them, you know, wrinkled or anything.
Yeah, it's probably a good idea we just keep those things off you. They can hang on a hanger right over there where they won't get wrinkled or dirty. I mean, what if you suddenly had to, um, kneel down for awhile and they got dirty from the floor or the lawn or some tan shag area rug under a leather living room set somewhere?
ReplyDeleteSay, would you happen to have any Altoids you could share? You know, the curiously strong peppermints that come in a little tin?
ReplyDeleteWhy, I've got a whole carton of them right over here!
ReplyDeleteKeeping them all to yourself, are you?
ReplyDeleteSharing is caring, y'know...