The sad state of American journalism

Can't stress the importance enough:

Capitalization is the difference between

helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.

To all you cunning linguists...

"If you are not clear on what is meant by the phrase 'begs the question,' don't use it. All you do is pollute the language and show yourself up as less bright than you think you are."

Designers: Prooftext your fine black ampersands here and here.