So I've been watching Megan Kelly on Fox News tonight and I have to admit, I think she's one of the most gorgeous women on television. Then I remembered she had a kid not too long ago and I thought how lucky that kid will be to have all this great video of its mom when it's older, especially when she's gone. But then I thought, "What will this kid's friends say about her?" Let's just assume her kid is a boy. I can't help but think that his buddies will say, "Dude, your mom was smokin' hot!" because, since I think it's true, it most certainly and categorically is, indeed, true and practically goes without saying. Of course, then I had to wonder how in the world you respond to that, when it's your own mother and all. Do you agree with them? Do you punch their lights out? At that point it really gets creepy, because in order to put yourself in that kid's shoes, you've gotta think about your own parents having sex, which never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER happened, EVER, and we're never talking about this again. But let's face it, she's hot. I wouldn't wanna be that kid.