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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Peerless Lawyering

Barack the Magic Negro must have been using his teleprompter today:

Posted by Mortimer Cliff at 3:10 AM
Labels: In the beginning I created the heavens and the earth and anyhow as I was saying so I saw the light that it was good and I said cool I should make some firmament or some kinda shit like that
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