Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

Every time he ate one of the shrimp, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.

Eventually, she had enough and pulled the Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic bitch."

She laughed and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel-headed camel-fucker."