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Hell is other people at breakfast. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Monday, September 5, 2011

"GOOD MORNING, MORT!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY!!! ISN'T IT A GORGEOUS DAY TODAY!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND YET!!!"

How my co-workers sound to me in the morning:

Posted by Mortimer Cliff at 4:29 AM
Labels: But without the headphones, Go away, Nancy Grace sounds like this all this time, Nobody breathe and nobody gets it, Now would be a good time to mention how much I loathe Kim Komando
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