Monday, May 23, 2011

Two women were sitting together quietly, minding their own business.
Posted by Mortimer Cliff at 1:35 PM

2 comments:

  1. Ann SayreMay 23, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
    God says: "So you would love her."
    "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
    God says: "So she would love you."

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  2. Mortimer CliffMay 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    I don't think the guy asked that second question. I'm pretty sure what he said was, "Wow, thanks, God! She's beautiful AND she cooks and cleans!"

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