86 the Cat: Hey! Where's my copy?

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Mortimer CliffAugust 20, 2009 at 11:43 PM
This should be mandatory annual reading for every female college freshman and above in the United States (except the uglies, of course, but the fatties do need this too). There should also be mandatory, hands-on lab study in this class of no fewer than 400 hours per pupil, to be conducted one-on-one with me, The Love Surgeon, at my time and place of choosing. The uglies will instead participate in laundry, cooking, cleaning and automobile mechanics training.
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Ann SayreAugust 21, 2009 at 12:18 PM
For those of us who have achieved their baccalaureate, and wish to pursue a artium magister, we are left to languish without proper guidance from academic staff to introduce us to a wider range of coursework. Graduate studies are much more rigorous in discipline from the work done in an undergraduate program.
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