Social Networking Done Right

If you're like me and just hate people because, well, idiots and stuff, and because America!, but are extremely curious, the whole social networking phenomenon is like getting French food when the other kids get ice cream. Yes, French food sucks and if you disagree I hate you and everyone you know. Anyhow, I just got my weekly StumbleUpon selection, and I'm reminded again why it's so cool:  you just let everyone else weed through the crap and go die as far as you're concerned, because they've already found what you're interested in and that's awesome until somebody talks.  StumbleUpon is great because no one gets to talk and there aren't ads trying to sell you a Swiffer—um, duh... We don't clean!!!  Try it and then fuck off.