What She Said, Plus a True Holy Good Story

So there's this Jewish kid—we'll call Him Jesus—and He needs some money for, say, this big dinner He's got with all His buddies and His hooker and He's gotta come up with a shitload of wine and probably a whole bunch of crappy, hard bread, too. Jesus says, "Dad, can I have fifty dollars?" His Father says, "Forty dollars?!? Why the hell do you need thirty dollars?"