Monday, October 12, 2009

Someone *cough* Ann *cough* Has Herself a Career Choice to Make!

Via "Apple and the Future of Publishing—Part Two" from I, Cringley:

"Kindle is black and white. Apple is color. Kindle is static. Apple offers animation and video, along with an LED backlight to make colors pop if the lighting is right. Kindle is filled with books, magazines, and newspapers. Apple is filled with books, too, but some of them will be like books in Harry Potter, with animation built into the pages. Apple magazines and newspapers will include animation and video for a new kind of composite publishing format that will be Apple-protected and mainly for sale even if some ads are included. And the Apple device will play music, videos and movies, too. Why not?"

Props to Cringley for pointing out the obvious, however, I further envision 3-D animation exploding out of the screen into your face while some gnarley-bitchin', thunderous tsunami of music combines to terrorize your senses.

This is right up someone's alley, and I know just the perfect gal for the job!


P.S. If I weren't so damn humble, I'd wager that most of the ladies out there would much prefer to listen to this story in my sexy, sexy voice.

1 comment:

  1. Regarding your P.S.;
    Ah, yes, well, I can't speak for the other girls, but speaking for myself; yes, absofuckinglutely. Here, for you is some hot tea with honey and lemon. I'm going to stretch out and shut my eyes, leave my eyeglasses in the other room and you-you get busy.

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