Dingoes stole my golf ball!

Right now the Southern Hemisphere is enjoying Springtime, and what better way to celebrate the advent of warm weather than with a game of golf. Welcome to Australia's Great Ocean Road, and the Nullabor Golf Course that takes four days to play. You play a hole, jump in your convertible and drive along the scenic unpopulated ocean coast, for oh, half a day, and golf again.

The official scorecard will cost $50, and optional club rental is $5. Get the card stamped at each hole, and when finished, turn it in for a certificate suitable for framing. In a country where a six week vacation is A GOVERNMENT MANDATE FOR EVERY WORKING CITIZEN this is just one more of the many fun things to do while on holiday! Oi!